3 contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House, where Barack Obama lives.
The 1st is from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from KENYA
They go with White House officials to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape & does some measuring, works some figures “Well”, he says, “I figure the job will cost$900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team & $100 profit for me)”.
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says, “I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)”.
The Kenyan doesn’t measure or calculate figures, but he leans over to the White House official &
“The official says, “You didn’t even measure how did you come up with such a high
The Kenyan whispers “$1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job!